Cake Fish

no, it's not supposed to be funny

Fly

10th Jun 2015, 9:44 PM
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inky 10th Jun 2015, 9:46 PM edit delete reply
inky
someone forgot to tie it
lirvilas 10th Jun 2015, 10:15 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
@Inky: You sure this isn't an alt account of yours? I ask because...
inky 10th Jun 2015, 10:16 PM edit delete reply
inky
if i could like comments, i would like this one
MadJak91 11th Jun 2015, 5:27 AM edit delete reply
MadJak91
What are you doing here commenting on this?
And why do I care?
AlphaCalibri 16th Aug 2015, 9:25 AM edit delete reply
AlphaCalibri
I'm here too!
gravyman26 28th Jul 2016, 7:17 AM edit delete reply
gravyman26
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Salt is an essential nutrient and the amount of salt in the diet influences health. Too much salt can raise blood pressure and may increase the risk of heart attacks and strokes in susceptible populations. The World Health Organization recommends that adults should consume less than 2,000 mg of sodium, equivalent to 5 grams of salt per day.
Guest 18th Jun 2018, 1:05 PM edit delete reply
This is a joke. (And you said it is not funny.)