I've had a plan for years that if I'm ever at a fancy restaurant and the waiter trips and drops a bunch of food, I'm gonna say "my condolences to the chef" in a casual offhand way. Everyone is gonna be like "wow did he really just come up with a pun in 2 seconds like that?!?? What a clever witty little guy!" But my secret will be that I was saving it up for years.
smell is terrible.
pun
hahah
noice