This statue looks like a friend of mine. My friends name was David Hickorystone. Two years ago I landed a coveted position at a car
dealership, David Hickorystone proclaimed that no one could be happier for me than he was. Well I have another friend, his name is Lambschtookal. Lambschtookal proclaimed that he was happier than David Hickorystone was for me, upon hearing this news David wasted no time and proceed to conduct a home invasion on poor Lambschtookal. A knife was brandished and put to the throat of Lambschtookal....from that day forward he let David Hickorystone think he was happiest for me. But deep down good Ole Lambschtookal had silent misgivings.
The description is the best joke of all.
Because it is the opposite of the truth.
But now I feel lied to.
How dare you. I thought you were my friend.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND!
